You have to be crackers to be a maths teacher.
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- A gang of decimal figures are on the run. The police are trying to round them up.
- “3 ish” – Humble Pi.
- I failed my GCSE maths in 1995. 25 years later and it hasn’t done me any harm.
- Why did I divide sin by tan? Just ‘cos.
- √-1 23 ∑ Π … and it was delicious.
- 3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
- A man was stopped by airport security whilst carrying a calculator and a protractor. He was charged with possession of weapons of maths instruction.
- There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary …
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