If maths teachers wrote Christmas cracker jokes

If maths teacher wrote christmas cracker jokes

You have to be crackers to be a maths teacher.
[Picture courtesy of Tim Green. Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/atoach/6364178791/ ]

If maths teachers wrote Christmas cracker jokes, this is what they would come up with:

  • A gang of decimal figures are on the run.  The police are trying to round them up.
  • “3 ish” – Humble Pi.
  • I failed my GCSE maths in 1995.  25 years later and it hasn’t done me any harm.
  • Why did I divide sin by tan?  Just ‘cos.
  • √-1 23 ∑ Π … and it was delicious.
  • 3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
  • A man was stopped by airport security whilst carrying a calculator and a protractor.  He was charged with possession of weapons of maths instruction.
  • There are 10 types of people in this world.  Those that understand binary …

Happy Christmas!

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